guceubcuesu:

richarcl:

one time this girl in my art class was telling the table that her eyes change color depending on her mood and i told her that that is scientifically impossible and explained to her the facts on how it is impossible and she started crying

omg I read this and thought you said she was talking to a table 

teamfreesexuality:

taintedtrenchcoat:

thedemonica:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jephry:

if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die

what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of

what if you rolled their body in salt first

easy there, satan

margarita of pain